Dear Blizzard,

Thank you for another tuesday of extended maintenance that will with any luck break more than it fixes. Thanks in advance for breaking any mods I might be using, and a big thanks for realm restarts during raids. I'd really like to thank you for fixing the shaman class in pvp this last patch though, that was what I was waiting for, and your masterful tactic of "give mortal strike to anyone who has trouble in pvp" was really well-thought out and intuitive. I mean, I liked it when you gave it to my hunter, but I LOVED it when you gave it to my shaman. I'm also looking forward to you giving it to druids and pallies and priests and warlocks and mages as well, I think that would really help out with game balance. But alas, it was too powerful, and it was postponed, probably till the expansion. I look forward to mortalstriketongue being the 51 point enhance talent in WotLK, where it will fix the class forever.

Yours truly,

Brian

P.S. - April Fools lolcats

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