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Mistake 1: Destroying the Scepter of the Shifting Sands
Bronze Dragonflight: "Now that we've finally sealed away the nemesis of all Azeroth, here's a scepter should you need to break the seal and fight them again." Fandral: "WAAAHH!" *breaks scepter* Bronze Dragonflight: "You dumb @#$%er."
Mistake 2: Destroying the Well of Eternity
Queen Azshara: "Blahaharrrgh, I'm addicted to magic!" Night Elves: "Well I guess that's cool." Queen Azshara: "Blahahaharrrgh, I'm summoning demons!" Night Elves: "Ok, that's not so cool." *Bigass War!* Malfurion: "I've got an idea! Let's blow up the world!" Tyrande: "Come on, that's your solution to everything." Malfurion: "No it's not! By the way, hold this." Tyrande: "Hey, this looks like a-" KABLOOIE Tyrande: "...dammit, Malfurion."
Mistake 3: Recreating the Well of Eternity, Then Leaving It There and Falling Asleep
Illidan: "Hey guys, now that we just got done blowing THAT up, I just made a new one!" Night Elves: "You stupid @#$%er." Malfurion: "Illidan, you're under arrest for playing the devil rock music." Illidan: "How wude!" *SLAMMER'D!* Malfurion: "Anyway, let's just plant a tree over top of this sucker and call it a day." Tyrande: "Uh, what do you want us women to do, Mal honey?" Malfurion: "You all stay awake and keep the stove warm in case we're hungry when we wake up. Oh, and don't go running off having fun with your friends or anything, I want you in the kitchen where you belong." Tyrande: "But-" Malfurion: "zzzzzzzzzzzz" Tyrande: "Dammit."
Mistake 4: Staying Asleep
Orcs: "FOR THE HORDE! And also the Burning Legion!" Night Elves: "zzzzzzzzz" Undead: "For the lich king! Also, again, the Burning Legion!" Night Elves: "zzzzzzSNRKzzzzz"
Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs
Night Elves: "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees? Gettem!" Cenarius: "I'LL take the case!" *PWNT* Night Elves: "WTF!!" Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek
Mistake 6: Releasing Illidan
Tyrande: "We need help, gotta wake the druids up. Oh hey, Illidan! I'm sure 10,000 years of confinement has only rehabilitated him." Illidan: "GROWLowlorarrrr" Tyrande: "...although I could be wrong." Illidan: "OOGHRARGHghhh!" *runs off*
Mistake 7: Blowing up the World, AGAIN
Medivh: "Quit fighting you nubs! Archimonde is coming!" Night Elves: "Oh crap you're right. Too late now!" Archimonde: "Bwahahahaha!" Malfurion: "Hey, I've got an idea!" Everyone: *groans* KABLOOIE
Mistake 8: Stopping Illidan from killing the Lich King
Malfurion: "OMG! Illidan's doing something crazy to Northrend! Gotta stop him!" Maiev: "I'm kookoo for catching Illidan!" *trips Tyrande* Tyrande: "Aiiee!" *falls into river* Malfurion and Illidan: "I'LL take the case!" *rescue* Illidan: "So you see, I was trying to DESTROY THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL BEING IN AZEROTH." Malfurion: "Oh, uh..... my bad."
Mistake 9: Building a new World Tree
Fandral: "Man, I miss immortality. Let's make a new world tree!" Malfurion: "I don't think that's a good-" Fandral: "STFU nub." *WORLD TREE'D!* Fandral: "See? This place is great." Malfurion: "I dunno, it smells kinda bad... and I think I just stepped in some ooze." Fandral: "Yeah? Well if you don't like it, why don't you go get lost in the Emerald Dream for a few years?!" Malfurion: "You know what?! I think I will!" *gets lost in the Emerald Dream* Night Elves: *facepalm* Rest of Alliance: "Remind me why we put up with these guys?" Bronze Dragonflight: "Because you're all a bunch of dumb @#$%ers."
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Haha, I have this saved in a word document from a looooong time ago.
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