An elderly woman is pulled over for speeding on her way to the grocery store. The officer asks her for her license and registration. As she searches her purse, she apologizes profusely, saying "I'm sorry to keep you waiting officer, I know you must be anxious to get to the annual Policeman's Ball." The officer responds "No ma'am, policemen don't have Balls." He pauses for a bit, hands her back her paperwork, and gets back in his car and drives away without a word.
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(USER WAS AWESOME FOR THIS POST)AFK: Attack, Fight, Kill! The healer is telling you to go pull mobs.
WTF: Way To Fight! The healer is applauding your tactical genius.
OOM: Out Of Mobs, go pull more.
"Being around you makes me feel nicer [by comparison]."
-Valaheea
"You can't use math to determine (your) spec." - Vomit of Ursin, on rogue class mechanics